Monster Mash (2021)

I was working in my lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight When my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise (He did the mash) He did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (He did the mash) It caught on in a flash (The monster mash) He did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom (where the vampires feast) The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes (They did the mash) They did the monster mash (The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash (They did the mash) It caught on in a flash (The monster mash) Yes, they did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son The scene was rocking All were digging the sounds Igor on his chains backed by his hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive (With a vocal group: The Crypt Kicker 5) 1 2 3 4 5 Maestro They played the mash (They played the monster mash) The monster mash (And it's a graveyard smash) They played the mash (It caught on in a flash) The monster mash Out from his coffin Drac's voice did a'ring It seems he was bothered by (just one thing) He opened his coffin and shook his fist And said: "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? (It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash (The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash (Yeah it's the mash) It caught on in a flash (Yeah it's the mash) It's now the monster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them (scream) Oh good, you're awake Let's dance my darling Shall we?